Ingredients:

• 900 pounds of bones from the masses
• 10 documents of signed Pax Silica
• 1 cup of dirty water from unfinished flood control projects
• 20 pieces of plastered white walls
• 1/2 handful of placards
• pounds of burnt crops from promised technological advancements

Serving size: 100 million people to those who feast while the country starves

Procedure:

1. Prepare the main meat of the dish — pasty skin with an empty heart. Marinate the animal with an extremist, bloodshot Carolina Reaper hot sauce, enflaming with war crimes and buttered propaganda that milks our taxes.
2. Add the pieces to a shallow bowl, shallower than the empty stomach of an Aeta beggar. Whisk together a tablespoon of political negligence, powdered ignorance, and a cup of blindness
3. Make sure the pieces are fully submerged in garbage and coated with plastered walls, then refrigerate overnight.
4. Dust off the excess money-milk on industrial buildings and set on wire racks
5. Prepare the oil over medium-high heat, as hot as the symbiotic data chips that scorch the crops and the greens under the name of the animal
6. Ready to fry, ready to kick him out until his skin crackles and blisters into an unrecognizable golden brown to black crust, as black as the devil spawn. His flesh turning stench-like — rancid like his farm of empire.
7. Plate the piping hot with an arrogant aroma, paired with a puto-bong bong dessert at his side. Serve him to the loyal imperialists and let them feast until their stomachs reject the very thing they worship.