“Nasaan ang bidet?” 

Welcome to the first real exam of your university days: finding your perfect bidet spot! For decades, new students have embarked on this sacred quest, which has turned into a rite of passage, despite being an ignored issue with countless reminders.

You see, there are bidets around the campus—and you’re on luck because if you’re reading this, you don’t have to find them. There’s one on the prestigious teacher’s and principal’s floors in the brand-new GGN building, and another mysteriously hidden away beside the University Chapel (which, by the way, is as frequently open as the mind of the most close minded person you know).

Lucky for you, you now have this article to guide you in finding your perfect bidet spot! As we say, “Serve the People”—which (unfortunately) includes helping you with your bidet needs!

Bidet No. 1 – Angeles City Library CR

The Angeles City Library doesn’t offer just a study zone for students and a hangout spot for its local cafe, Kapebaluan, but also a comfort zone with spacious stalls fully equipped with a bidet. It will only take you three crosses on the roads between HAU, Holy Rosary Parish Church, and Angeles City’s main road to take you to this comfort room (CR). I know, it’s a bit of a sweat, but this CR is completely worth it!

The stalls in the CR, though limited to three per comfort room, are perfectly clean and spacious. Allowing you a very comforting space to calm your bowels. Its bidet also has the right pressure—not too weak that it leaves away dirt but not too strong that it hurts your sensitive parts—but a perfect pressure that wipes everything away with a few sprays. With that considered, I rate this bidet a 10/10!

The location’s only con is having to face workers in the Local Government Unit (LGU) when you’re struggling to walk because of your tummy ache. But overall, no one really frequents the stall, so privacy while relieving yourself is still ensured. A detour to the library is also advised, with it being a perfect study space with free WiFi. 

In summation, this might be the only good contribution of the Angeles City LGU to Angeles City–Charot!

Bidet No. 2 – Holy Rosary Parish Church CR

Your prayers have been heard. With a bit of sweat and some walking—nothing too strenuous. The walk from the university’s side gate to the Holy Rosary Parish Church is short and convenient, with just one road separating the two. Once you pass through the gate, you’ll quickly spot the comfort room.

The women’s CR is spacious but quite hot. While the hygiene isn’t perfect, it’s not bad enough to be unbearable—let’s just say it’s manageable. The bidet, however, is a pleasant surprise. It’s strong with ample water pressure, making it effective in helping you wash away your worries. I’d rate it an 8/10—definitely Bidet Approved.

The comfort room is usually quiet, allowing you to take care of business peacefully. But don’t forget to worship and express your gratitude, either before or after your visit.

Bidet No. 3 – Newpoint CR

If you have the time, go for it, but be prepared to put in some effort. As a certified couch potato, I’m not a fan of the heat you have to endure walking from the university to Newpoint. You can reach it by walking behind the university or taking a sideways route until the mall comes into view.

But, as they say, good things take time. The women’s CR at Newpoint features large mirrors perfect for a quick fit check and pose, with brilliant lighting to match. However, let’s focus on the main star—the bidet. It’s strong, clean, and reliable, earning a solid 8/10, Bidet Approved. Plus, the cleaning lady is almost always present, which supports my assumption of overall hygiene.

For introverts, there are more people around, which can make you a bit self-conscious, but if you don’t mind that, the hygiene and strong water pressure make it worth the trip. Plus, you can treat yourself to a meal afterward to make up for the effort.

Bidet No. 4 – Singku CR Bidet

Singku Cafe is THE go-to spot for most Angelites. Placed conveniently behind Bart Mall, the moody cafe is never without a crowd of students or young couples looking to spend their breaks at a place where the light is dimmed and the gossip is fresh.

Amidst the bustling customers ordering at the counter lie the restrooms of this two-story cafe and its rooftop bar. If you’re not a frequent Singku visitor, a good tip would be to ask the baristas, as their comfort rooms are near the employees’ lockers—carefully tucked at the back like the cafe itself. It features a brutalist interior, a white toilet, a sink with a small mirror, and, of course, the star of the show—a bidet.

While the pressure can be described as “sufficiently moderate,” it definitely serves the purpose of a bidet, which is to wash away the sins of having overpriced coffee while indulging in juicy conversations. It gets an 8.5/10—definitely Bidet Approved (if you are willing to pay a minimum of 100 for fries or 150 in drinks or meals to avail such bidet privileges). 

Outside of bidet privileges, however, the cafe’s comfort rooms get a minus-one demerit for their small mirrors, cramped space, and quite dark lighting—but stay for their sea salt matcha though, which is a solid 5 out of Singku!

Bidet No. 5 – Dantess Building CR Bidet

Do you feel the call of nature while exiting the steel gates of the university? Squeezed between Holy Angel and Rural Bank is the Dantess Building. Though its bathrooms are tucked away out of sight, they’re a convenient spot to freshen up after a long day.

The restroom is located at the very end of the building, making it a bit tricky to find. Inside, it’s small—barely bigger than a closet—but clean and well-kept. The two stalls are spacious, each equipped with a door hanger to keep your bags or clothes off the tiled floor. While the women’s bathroom lacks a mirror, the faucet works perfectly, dispensing clean water. The highlight? The bidet hits the sweet spot—not too weak, not too strong, but just right.

Despite the limited space and lack of a mirror, the restroom’s cleanliness, quality amenities, and short distance make it a reliable choice. A 7/10 Bidet Approved! If you’re in a hurry and need a quick bathroom break after classes, the Dantess Building has got you covered!